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    这边脱脱和汝中柏密谋着国家大计<></span>萧云却哈气连天拉着陆楚楚逃也似的离开了七王爷府邸<></span>一直到了官道<></span>陆家堡遥遥在望<></span>萧云才长长的吐了口气<></span>拍着胸口对身后的陆楚楚抱怨道:<></span>娘的<></span>今晚寿宴过的跟007似的<></span>险些出不来了<></span>张士诚这反贼也忒大胆了吧<></span>竟然跑到王府来杀我<></span>真是的……<></span><></span>

    陆楚楚一脸的不悦的跟在后面<></span>听着萧云的抱怨<></span>楞哼哼的哼了两声<></span>却不答话<></span>

    萧云说了半响<></span>没见人答话<></span>扭过脸来望去<></span>但见晨曦之中<></span>陆楚楚嘟着嘴巴<></span>一脸的怒色<></span>萧云不由得狐疑道:<></span>娘的<></span>至于吗<></span>大清早的弄出这么一副表情<></span><></span>想到日后免不了还要同住一个屋檐下<></span>萧云陪着笑脸走了上去<></span>先是嘻嘻一笑<></span>跟着轻声问道:<></span>二小姐<></span>在下欠你前么<></span><></span>

    陆楚楚何等聪明之人<></span>岂能听不出他这话中讽刺之意<></span>白了他一眼<></span>道:<></span>有钱也不会借给你这种人<></span><></span>

    萧云一愣<></span>道:<></span>在下既然不欠你钱<></span>那你干嘛大清早的跟死了爹似的……<></span><></span>

    <></span>好啊<></span>原来你果然藏了坏心眼<></span>大清早的就咒我爹爹<></span>哼<></span>我回去一定告诉我爹爹……<></span><></span>陆楚楚怒气冲冲的盯着萧云说道<></span>

    萧云心中暗暗叫苦<></span>自己不过一时口快而已<></span>那里是真心诅咒陆展鹏啊<></span>本想认个错<></span>但斜眼一瞧陆楚楚凶神恶煞的样子<></span>心道:<></span>你娘的<></span>就你这样子<></span>我还能认错<></span>大清早的鼻子不是鼻子<></span>眼不是眼的<></span>若是再给你低头认个错<></span>那还不吹胡子瞪眼睛了<></span>以后我萧云还怎么在陆家堡混了<></span><></span>

    陆楚楚瞧他脸上阴晴不定的<></span>一双眼珠子滴溜溜的乱转<></span>心道:<></span>好你个淫贼<></span>又在打什么坏主意了<></span><></span>想着小郡主拉着他的手<></span>甜蜜蜜的样子<></span>心头不知为何似乎被什么东西堵住了一般<></span>明明想算了<></span>这下更是算不了<></span>狠狠的白了他一眼<></span>道:<></span>萧云你好歹也是个过圣贤书的人<></span>能不能少干缺德事儿<></span><></span>

    萧云正犹豫着要不要道歉<></span>猛的听她说出这样一句话来<></span>呆了一下顺口道:<></span>我怎么了<></span>干了什么缺德的事啊<></span><></span>

    陆楚楚似乎找到了一个合适的理由一般<></span>冷哼了声<></span>语气冷冷的道:<></span>哼<></span>怎么了<></span>怎么了了你自己心里有数<></span>古话说得好<></span>举头三尺有青天<></span>人可欺<></span>天不可欺<></span>你不要仗着自己有些才华<></span>长得也算不错<></span>就到处糊弄人家少女<></span>你家中已经有两位漂亮可爱的姑娘<></span>何必又去勾搭王爷的女儿呢<></span><></span>

    萧云听了这话<></span>心中直呼:<></span>娘的<></span>这是哪儿跟哪儿啊<></span>我怎么比窦娥还冤啊<></span>明明是人家小郡主主动送上门来的<></span>又不是我主动勾搭的<></span>再说了长得跟个林青霞似的<></span>是个男人都会心动了<></span>我只不过拉拉手抱了抱<></span>又什么<></span>至于说成这样嘛<></span><></span>

    见萧云半响不说话<></span>陆楚楚还以为自己说中了他的心事<></span>一丝得意的神色一闪而过<></span>但很快又板着脸<></span>道:<></span>王爷的女儿金枝玉叶<></span>被你这么当中拉拉扯扯的成什么样子<></span>莫说你是一个小小的五品近身侍卫<></span>就算是你九五之尊<></span>也不得如此放肆<></span>今日是七王爷大量<></span>要不然哼……<></span><></span>

    萧云听了半响<></span>总算有些恍然大悟的感觉<></span>心道:<></span>娘的<></span>我泡妞于你何干<></span><></span>随即又一想:<></span>该不会是你也爱上哥了吧<></span><></span>

    陆楚楚本绷着俏脸正兀自说个不停<></span>陡然见萧云转动的两只色迷迷的双眼盯着自己看个不停<></span>不由得俏脸一红<></span>喝道:<></span>看什么看<></span>没见过美女啊<></span><></span>

    萧云忽然笑了<></span>向她长长一揖<></span>点头哈腰地道:<></span>美女<></span>这里有美女么<></span>我怎么没看到啊……<></span><></span>边说边扭动着脸装作寻找的样子<></span>只把陆楚楚气得胸都快炸了<></span>狠狠的白了他一眼<></span>忽然双手一叉腰<></span>道:<></span>萧云<></span>你找死是么<></span><></span>

    萧云嘻嘻一笑<></span>道:<></span>牡丹花下死<></span>做鬼也风流啊<></span>哈哈……哈哈……<></span><></span>

    陆楚楚本绷着脸<></span>猛听得这一句<></span>噗嗤<></span>一声笑了出来<></span>顿时挥舞着双手追赶打萧云<></span>萧云瞧她生气的样子<></span>心中大乐<></span>见她挥手追来<></span>假装害怕的样子<></span>边跑边喊怕的喊道:<></span>哎呀<></span>哎呀打人了……哎呀……<></span><></span>

    陆楚楚瞧他手脚挥舞当真一副害怕的样子<></span>不由得又好气有好笑<></span>噗嗤一声笑了笑<></span>也发足追了起来<></span>

    二人一前一后<></span>沿着官道往陆家堡的方向跑了去<></span>这时<></span>正是黎明破晓之际<></span>官道两侧的叫卖人彼此起伏<></span>不少人开始打开店门做起了生意来<></span>一时官道的两侧倒也积聚了不少人<></span>萧云初始跑了几步<></span>见陆楚楚跟着后面慢慢的追赶<></span>瞧她清秀的样子<></span>不由得心中一荡<></span>心道:<></span>平日里总是受她气<></span>今日难得有这么个机会<></span>趁机逗逗她也不错<></span><></span>打定了主意<></span>脚下一滑<></span>瞅着香山寺方向的路人多<></span>便率先跑了过去<></span>边跑边喊:<></span>哎呀<></span>不得了了<></span>不得了了<></span>媳妇要杀相公了<></span>媳妇要杀相公了……<></span><></span>他双脚迈着八字步<></span>学着后代古装电视的那些被家里的河东狮追赶的样子<></span>倒也有几分被小娘子追打的模样<></span>

    早晨香山寺游客本就多<></span>萧云这一番呼叫<></span>登时迎来了不少人的观望<></span>更有不少人一听媳妇打相公<></span>纷纷扭头朝后面的陆楚楚望了去<></span>陆楚楚初始觉得好玩<></span>待行上了香山寺的官道<></span>方才知道萧云的不怀好意<></span>心道:<></span>这个该死的小冤家<></span>又着了他的道了<></span><></span>眼看路上行人纷纷的扭过头来朝她望来<></span>不少的更是指指点点<></span>饶她平日里天不怕地不怕<></span>这会儿脸也不投的‘腾’的一下红得通透<></span>

    前面的萧云看得偷乐不已<></span>嘻嘻笑了笑<></span>更加卖力的叫唤<></span>

    陆楚楚瞧见路上的行人越来越多<></span>心道:<></span>再这么叫唤下去<></span>只怕整个大都都知道我是他媳妇了<></span>得追上他好好教训教训他<></span><></span>心思如电<></span>脚下也加快了步伐<></span>不顾路上行人的指点<></span>发力追了上去<></span>